Mmm....
Have you ever heard about MPD-Multiple Personality Disorder???
A condition where there are more than one personality or simply more than one person, inside a body...
(Well, I think the name explains more than my explaination...)
What makes it so interesting is the fact that the persons inside the body might have a really different characteristic, behaviour, and some people even said they show a really different appearance despite the fact that it is actually the same body according to their personality... they can alter their place like in a moment...
Just think about it...
In a blink of an eye, you see a graceful, beautiful, and adoreable woman who stands before you change into a rough and mean slutty-bitch ( a bitch is a slut, right? But can you imagine how ‘bitch’ is a slutty-bitch....)
(Congratulations fahmi for making such an example....)
It sounds really cool but at the same time strange and scary, but on the other side it is a really interesting thing... (You agree with me, right? Well, you have too, It’s not like I’m giving you any option anyway...)
Well, the thing that I want to say is that I think I probably got an alter-ego, which is like the other ‘me’...
...
...
(Owh, so you said that you don’t know about yourself and now you declare that there are like more than one person in your head, huh??? Crazy...)
Well, actually I might be crazy, because the MPD is actually a mental disorder and anyone with it can be called crazy. But I’m really serious. It’s not as extreme as my illustration but I think it’s one of the symptoms of MPD. Like there is someone whispering on my head, telling me what to do, criticizing everything I’ve done, and sometimes he even shout at me when he thinks that I made a really big mistakes, such things. I think that someone is my alter-ego...
(Can I remind you, once again, that you said you don’t understand yourself. And where did you get that silly idea about having an alter-ego instead of think that it’s actually you, fahmi, the not-yet-understandable part of you...?!!!)
You’ve got a point there, my alter-ego is a part of me, so essentially he is ‘me’. But I can’t accept that he really is ‘me’, because what he said, what he wants to do, his suggestions is always the contrary of what I, the real ‘me’, want to do or usually do or might do.
(I told you that because you always made stupid decisions, silly mistakes, and such-a-mess things)
But your suggestions is mostly out-of-reach, is really un-me!!! Like telling one of my classmate that he dressed up like a clown. I mean, I can not do such things, it will really hurts him, despite the fact that it is really rude. I just can’t do that. And I’m not really sure, that I didn’t dressed up like a clown either.
(Hahaha...you don’t have to worry about that, with me on your side you will never be a clown. Well, you will never be the coolest person on earth either, but at least being a clown is not a thing to be concerned.)
Well, thank you. But still, I can’t do that. You know really well, that I will never do such thing, not even in a hundred years later. And I don’t think I, ‘the real me’, would ever think to hurt my friend that way.
(Yeah..because that makes your friend go away but give a little pleasure, and what you always think is something that gives much more pleasure than that and makes your friend go away in the same anger. Ha..ha..ha...)
No!!! That’s not what I mean!!! The thing is, I have never thought about such things. Even if I ever have. It was because of you. YOU makes me think that way.
(Me??? So you think that I make you think that way? And, let me guess, you also think that I make you click the XXX ad yesterday? And, I’m quite sure about this, you think that I make you get up late then make you skip your early classes?)
Yeah... I am quite sure that was you.
(WHAT?? You are the most unfair person on earth. But....aaaa..... I understand now. I am the scapegoat. You declare my existence for this. So, you can blame me for everything bad that you did. I never know that you are such an evil. I thought I was the only evil thought on your brain.)
Gottcha. You admit it. You admit that you are the evil. I won.
(Hey, that’s cheating! I didn’t know that you’re planning on this. Aaaaargh... Whatever. I don’t really care about this. There, take your meaningless victory.)
I WON. See guys... That was him, that was my alter ego. He is evil. So, if you think you’ve seen me doing bad things or even intending to do bad things. It wasn’t me. It was him.
...
Wait a minute. Is it really a ‘he’? I heard an alter-ego might not be the same sex as the primary ego. He can be actually a ‘she’. How can I check this? Hey, are you a guy or are you a chick???
(I’m not listneing to you. And I’m not talking to you.... tralala... doo... doo... doo... mommy tell me something... bla... bla... bla...)
Whatever... let’s approve him as a ‘he’ for the time being.
So, you officially have meet him, my alter ego. I think he wants to say ‘nice to meet you too’ if he’s not upset.
For the next posts he may write also, so watch out. Don’t mix me up with him. He is the evil and I am the nice guy.
See you later,
Fahmi <3
Have you ever heard about MPD-Multiple Personality Disorder???
A condition where there are more than one personality or simply more than one person, inside a body...
(Well, I think the name explains more than my explaination...)
What makes it so interesting is the fact that the persons inside the body might have a really different characteristic, behaviour, and some people even said they show a really different appearance despite the fact that it is actually the same body according to their personality... they can alter their place like in a moment...
Just think about it...
In a blink of an eye, you see a graceful, beautiful, and adoreable woman who stands before you change into a rough and mean slutty-bitch ( a bitch is a slut, right? But can you imagine how ‘bitch’ is a slutty-bitch....)
(Congratulations fahmi for making such an example....)
It sounds really cool but at the same time strange and scary, but on the other side it is a really interesting thing... (You agree with me, right? Well, you have too, It’s not like I’m giving you any option anyway...)
Well, the thing that I want to say is that I think I probably got an alter-ego, which is like the other ‘me’...
...
...
(Owh, so you said that you don’t know about yourself and now you declare that there are like more than one person in your head, huh??? Crazy...)
Well, actually I might be crazy, because the MPD is actually a mental disorder and anyone with it can be called crazy. But I’m really serious. It’s not as extreme as my illustration but I think it’s one of the symptoms of MPD. Like there is someone whispering on my head, telling me what to do, criticizing everything I’ve done, and sometimes he even shout at me when he thinks that I made a really big mistakes, such things. I think that someone is my alter-ego...
(Can I remind you, once again, that you said you don’t understand yourself. And where did you get that silly idea about having an alter-ego instead of think that it’s actually you, fahmi, the not-yet-understandable part of you...?!!!)
You’ve got a point there, my alter-ego is a part of me, so essentially he is ‘me’. But I can’t accept that he really is ‘me’, because what he said, what he wants to do, his suggestions is always the contrary of what I, the real ‘me’, want to do or usually do or might do.
(I told you that because you always made stupid decisions, silly mistakes, and such-a-mess things)
But your suggestions is mostly out-of-reach, is really un-me!!! Like telling one of my classmate that he dressed up like a clown. I mean, I can not do such things, it will really hurts him, despite the fact that it is really rude. I just can’t do that. And I’m not really sure, that I didn’t dressed up like a clown either.
(Hahaha...you don’t have to worry about that, with me on your side you will never be a clown. Well, you will never be the coolest person on earth either, but at least being a clown is not a thing to be concerned.)
Well, thank you. But still, I can’t do that. You know really well, that I will never do such thing, not even in a hundred years later. And I don’t think I, ‘the real me’, would ever think to hurt my friend that way.
(Yeah..because that makes your friend go away but give a little pleasure, and what you always think is something that gives much more pleasure than that and makes your friend go away in the same anger. Ha..ha..ha...)
No!!! That’s not what I mean!!! The thing is, I have never thought about such things. Even if I ever have. It was because of you. YOU makes me think that way.
(Me??? So you think that I make you think that way? And, let me guess, you also think that I make you click the XXX ad yesterday? And, I’m quite sure about this, you think that I make you get up late then make you skip your early classes?)
Yeah... I am quite sure that was you.
(WHAT?? You are the most unfair person on earth. But....aaaa..... I understand now. I am the scapegoat. You declare my existence for this. So, you can blame me for everything bad that you did. I never know that you are such an evil. I thought I was the only evil thought on your brain.)
Gottcha. You admit it. You admit that you are the evil. I won.
(Hey, that’s cheating! I didn’t know that you’re planning on this. Aaaaargh... Whatever. I don’t really care about this. There, take your meaningless victory.)
I WON. See guys... That was him, that was my alter ego. He is evil. So, if you think you’ve seen me doing bad things or even intending to do bad things. It wasn’t me. It was him.
...
Wait a minute. Is it really a ‘he’? I heard an alter-ego might not be the same sex as the primary ego. He can be actually a ‘she’. How can I check this? Hey, are you a guy or are you a chick???
(I’m not listneing to you. And I’m not talking to you.... tralala... doo... doo... doo... mommy tell me something... bla... bla... bla...)
Whatever... let’s approve him as a ‘he’ for the time being.
So, you officially have meet him, my alter ego. I think he wants to say ‘nice to meet you too’ if he’s not upset.
For the next posts he may write also, so watch out. Don’t mix me up with him. He is the evil and I am the nice guy.
See you later,
Fahmi <3
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