Yoghurt = A Big Waste of Tasty and Healthy Fresh Milk

Let’s look back around thousands years ago, to the time when the world was in peace. It brings us to the black sea region, to a house where a careless man who possibly had some cows, and regularly got some milk from the cows (which were eventually female). Because he was very careless, he always forgot to shut the milk jars tightly after milked the cows. For some time, there was nothing happen. But the God seemed to lose his patience and thought that he should make the man be more careful, and he thought of punishing him by cursing his milk. So later, one night the god created a new species of bacteria and sent it to the man’s loosely-shut jars of milk. The following day, the man was really surprised when found that his fresh milk had turned to be a disgusting dense cream. He showed it to his family who were having dinner, and after some ridiculous-out-of-sense conversation they tried eating the disgusting dense cream with the food they were eating (whatever it is). The result even surprised the god. They loved it, they thought it was nice and the god made some miracle to the milk. After that, there is no doubt that they told all of their neighbors about this and (this was even more surprising) they loved it too. And because it’s yoğun (dense) characteristic they called it yoğurt (yoghurt). That is the starting point of the end of the world peace…
So guys that was the legend of yoghurt… If you don’t believe it you may search all ancient literature about black sea kitchen…
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Okay, let me make a confession. Forget about checking the ancient literature thing, I made up the whole story. But yoghurt is really a waste made from the tastiest and healthiest drink ever, fresh milk. It turns the tasty fresh milk into a awfully sour dense cream. It is really a big sin that need to be punished harder than saying that spending money for travelling is much better than chocolate (this reminds me about someone (^^)v ). And saying that it does taste good is another big sin. Hmphf...
You may disagree with me, so let’s made some pros and cons about yoghurt. Let’s start with the cons…

• It tastes really awful.
• It makes your stomach aching soon after eat it.
• When it’s eaten with any type of delicious food, it ruins the taste. (I wonder why any people wants to eat pasta with yoghurt)
• It’s expensive. (0,5 litre of yoghurt costs 30 cent Turkish Lira more expensive than 1 litre of healthy fresh milk)
• It’s a waste of fresh milk (I’ve told you before, but I want to emphasized this)

And the pros are....

• Nothing. Nothing good cames from yoghurt, no mather how you used it, how you eat it, how it looks.Well sometimes it is good for making my-stomach-is-achıng scenario, because it does make your stomach ache.
  

See, it’s really clear right who’s the winner? (Even the alcoholic drinks have more pros than yoghurt) Yoghurt is definitely the last thing the world needs, after the Israel’s attack to Gazza. There should be an international agreement that its production must be closed. You all are agree with me right??? You have to.

So let’s start the Anti-Yoghurt Campaign!!!!

See you later,

Fahmi fuady <3